Surely...

If every young, blonde, silicon injected piece of ass that married an old, sick, rich man got her own globally covered obituary, the news media would never report anything else?

People are saying "What a shock. She was only 39. I don't know how to feel." Here's how to feel, you didn't know her, she was barely even a public figure, so who cares? You don't feel anything because there was nothing to feel. If you want to mourn someone you barely had any knowledge of, mourn dying soldiers, or the people that are reported murdered every day. Stop trying to feel moved by the death of someone who's had The 15 Minutes because you've been conditoned to and get on with your own life.

At least now we really will be able to find out if her skeleton will have two plastic bumps over the chest.